May You Have A Grand Afterlife

After a particularly dream-filled night of sleep, I had a thought: Heaven is the accumulation of all of the dreams you’ve had in your lifetime. Hell is the accumulation of all of your nightmares. In the afterlife, may you live your dreams instead of your nightmares. Not particularly funny is it? What is funny though, […]

Palestinians Choose Hamas – A Healthy Choice

I don’t know what the big deal is about the Palestinians choosing Hamas. I personally like Hamas. And, since the Palestinians chose Hamas through democratic elections, who are we to complain? I mean anything chosen through democratic elections are much better than the alternative, right? Now, if we could just get the Palestinians to choose […]

Kobe Bryant Scores 81 Points, Second to Wilt

So, Kobe Bryant scored 81 points in last night’s game against the Toronto Raptors. This is second only in history to Wilt Chamberlain’s 100 point game. Two words: double team. Is there anything more that needs to be said? I mean, if a guy is dropping two’s and three’s like a gambler at a slot […]

Sleeper Cells Prevalent

Code Orange, Code Yellow, what’s it all mean? This country has been on alert so much during the past 4 years that by now we’re just sleeping through it. And that’s a good thing. Just more proof that there are a vast number of sleeper cells in this country. If you’d like more evidence of […]

Celebrity Blogs – 2006 Is The Year

Okay, I’m a little behind the times, I guess. I was cruising the Internet, looking for humor (while you of course where looking for midget lesbians from Down Under or something similar) and I stumbled across Scott Adam’s blog. Of course, Scott Adams is the creator of the Dilbert cartoon strip. I arrived at this […]

New Shopping Carts Are Coming For Funny T-shirts Sites

Okay, I know its not cool but sometimes I can be a real nerd. I mean for the past couple of weeks I’ve been toying with the idea of updating the funny t-shirt sites with a new look and feel, new web design and umph, here’s the nerdy part, I’m getting excited over some new […]

Funny T-shirts Finally Finished

Finished! The new funny t-shirt designs have been uploaded to the April-Fools.us website. A few of the funny t-shirt designs are all-time favorites but most of the funny t-shirts are originals just released today. I encourage one and all to check out the new funny t-shirts as all the popular categories have been covered plus […]

Funny T-shirts For April Fools Site

Funny t-shirts are now going up on the April Fools website. I should be finished uploading the new designs / products in the next couple of days. It will be interesting to see the reaction to these funny t-shirts as most have never appeared before on the web. It will also be interesting to see […]

New Yuk, New Yuk

Like David Letterman says, “The name so nice they say it twice.” Just got back from New Yuk, New Yuk from a fantastic New Year’s celebration. Being originally from the Midwest and now from California I was expecting to run into that famous New Yukker rudeness, which I never did. In fact, all I received […]