Pick Your Greeting - Funny T-shirt

So, I attended a conference recently on the Interactive Theorems of Adult T-shirtology and Quantum Munchausen’s Syndrome and as I entered one of the workshops, there was a floor mat that read, “Hi, High-Five, Handshake, Hug” and the moderator welcomed people who stood on the matt saying “Pick your greeting.”
Well, that got me to thinking […]