Post April Fool’s Day Depression

Well, on April Fool’s Day I unleashed the proverbial rubber chicken on some unsuspecting kids and paraded around in one of the April Fools t-shirts from this site in celebration. Yesterday morning I was monitoring about 40 good fake news stories for April Fool’s Day and I’m sure there were a few more that slipped […]

Nipple Hole T-shirts Now For Sale

Nipple hole t-shirts are the latest thing in the fashion industry! We’ve just contracted with premier t-shirt manufacturer Joizees to offer an Internet exclusive on nipple hole t-shirts. Why must everyone have such a t-shirt? The simple answer is that not everyone should. Only those who have fabulous nipples should wear them. In addition, if […]

St. Patrick’s Day T-shirts Are Fun for Blarney Kissers

So, all you Blarney kissing, jig dancing, shamrock groping Irishmen (and pseudo Irishmen and women), it’s that time of year again. On Saturday, March 17, people everywhere will be celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. And, what will a good Irish people be wearing on this fine holiday? That’s correct, funny St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts! That as […]

Funny Halloween T-shirts Are Here

Well, its that time again when ghosts and goblins come out to smash pumpkins, toilet paper trees, egg windows, get into drunken bar fights and sleep it off in county jail. But, let’s not talk about my uncle right now. Yes, boys and ghouls it’s that time of year again. It’s the time when the […]

Happy Easter All You Bunnies!

Happy Easter and for those who don’t believe in Easter then happy weekend. Woohoo! Easter, for those who are unaware is when the Easter Bunny rose from the dead on the third day after being crucified on the cross (or something like that). Of course, I could be mixing my metaphors and messing my mixafores […]

There’s No Fool Like An April Fool

There’s no fool like an April Fool and this we saw last April 1 as the traffic to our April Fools website went up 20 times the usual amount. There was so much traffic this year that the site was shutdown for a while on March 31 due to ‘exceeded bandwidth’. The site was up […]

Scientists Discover Clams in Space

Documents recently released because of the United States Freedom of Information Act show that NASA has documented proof that clams exist in space. During Astronaut Ed White’s first American space walk on June 3, 1965 clams were spotted floating by in the photos that became outtakes since at that time. NASA had no explanation for how […]

St. Patrick’s Day Shout Out

Here’s a shout out to all you Irish, part-Irish and wannabee Irish people this upcoming St. Patty’s Day! As part-Irish (and full of ire) myself, I think St. Patrick’s Day is a great time to celebrate everything green including beer and mold. In fact, green beer with green eggs and ham (sans Seuss) is a […]

Supper Bowl XL Party Favors

Sometimes all of the forces of the universe come together and cause, well, indigestion. But, other times these same forces, call them karma or kismet or even Murphy’s Law come together to provide us with the perfect spawning ground for a great visual pun. Take for instance, the upcoming Super Bowl 40 or XL as […]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and Funny T-shirts for All

Well, its that time a year, Christmas Day, so I thought I would take a moment before the kids get going to wish all my blog readers a Happy Holiday Season, including Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza and any other pagan or non-pagan semi-religious or Santa oriented celebration that one wishes to acknowledge (Ah, yes, political correctness […]