What I noticed a lack of, however, is funny sites such as t-shirt sites, joke sites and others who didn’t participate in April Fool’s Day. What up with that?

Anyway, today is Monday, a letdown by any means and the day after the one and only joke holiday of the year, so I’m playing a few Blues CDs as I go about my work today.

Why must everyone have such a t-shirt? The simple answer is that not everyone should. Only those who have fabulous nipples should wear them. In addition, if you have nipple rings or other nipple hardware that you would like to show off without the drama of a wardrobe malfunction, then buy a few nipple hole t-shirts today.

Will this nipple hole t-shirt get you in trouble with local law enforcement officials? It may. Each city has its own decency laws when it comes to allowing the exposure of the female nipple but none when it comes to the male nipple. This double standard must be exposed and eradicated!

You can do you part by parading one of these fabulous nipple hole t-shirts through the cities close to where you live. If you are ticketed, simply inform the officers of the double-standard. If you are arrested, however, call the Civil Liberties Union as they will help you out. Oh, and if you haven’t guessed it by now this is an April Fools joke so don’t get your panties in a bunch and don’t ask what colors and sizes these tees come in either.

That’s correct, funny St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts! That as why, this fine Irish soul would like to call your attention to our collection of humorous St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts that you can wear in a tavern or bar or just out and about. Why not celebrate the green season with your favorite Irish friends like Pat McGroin and Phil McCracken?

So, get crackin’ and buy a few funny St. Patty’s Day t-shirts today (or at least before March 10) to ensure they arrive by the holiday. Remember, at the end of the rainbow is a Leprechaun with a pot of gold. So, do a little dwarf tossing and take it away from him so that you’ll have plenty of money for green beer this year. That’s an order lads and lassies!

Yes, boys and ghouls it’s that time of year again. It’s the time when the frost is upon the homeless people, black cats are running for their lives and it’s colder than a witch’s tetons outside. Just ask those 350,000 in Buffalo, New York who lost power due to the worst snowstorm in 137 years.

But, while the Buffalo-ians are digging out from under a perfect storm of snow, the rest of us are preparing for the spookiest day of the year. In that spirit, I’ve just uploaded a bunch of funny Halloween t-shirts on our site that are worth checking out. If you’ve got an itchin’ for a witchin’, wear one of our tees and get into a little mischief this October holiday season!

Easter, for those who are unaware is when the Easter Bunny rose from the dead on the third day after being crucified on the cross (or something like that). Of course, I could be mixing my metaphors and messing my mixafores here.

But nonetheless, Happy Passover, Happy Easter and don’t get any bad eggs this year. Or, if you do, then warn the people around you first before you get that nuclear flatulence thing going in full force.

Woohoo, I say again.

The site was up for most of April 1 though and had 3 times as much traffic as last year. It looks like people are finally getting their senses of humor back. Since September 11, 2001, the traffic to the site and the number of April Fools on the Internet had been dismal. Until this year.

I need to point out that we’ve rolled out a new line of t-shirts on the April Fools R Us website featuring a wide range of humor. One of my favorites is the Pirates Doing Pilates design featured here. But, there are many others worth checking out, so even though it’s not April Fool’s Day anymore, there’s still a lot of humor to check out on that site, so get going!

As comedian Rob Schneider says in Water Boy and other movies, “You can do it!”

After years of not talking, NASA officials have just stepped to the forefront unveiling for the first time, photographic evidence and an explanation for the clams. According to NASA spokesperson, Phil Eastman, “From our research we found that Russian cosmonaut, Alexei Leonov was to blame for the clams in space. Apparently, all of the cosmonauts at that time had a taste for clams, brought them on board and when finished, Mr. Leonov simply put out the trash. Of course, Russia has never confirmed this, but we have it on good source.”

Other theories about the clams in space abound such as they were simply an extraneous part of the soundstage in Houston, where the space walk was really filmed (according to conspiracy theorists) and came from Galveston Bay.

No matter which theory you subscribe to there will no doubt be much debate in the weeks and months to come concerning why this information was not unveiled sooner and what to do, if anything, about the clams in space. Apparently, a congressional investigation has also just been launched.

So, go enjoy yourselves, do a toast, dance a jig, swear a little, kiss the Blarney Stone and eat some Lucky Charms drenched in green ale.

Take for instance, the upcoming Super Bowl 40 or XL as they are calling it (don’t you just love roman numerals – they give everything class?). Well, because XL can be taken as 40 or as X-Large, I placed on our website a funny t-shirt design called “Supper Bowl XL” for those who have spent a lot of time chowing down and expanding at the waist-line.

Supper Bowl XL can also be ordered in size 2XL, though you will never see a football game with such numerals. For the Pittsburgh Steelers, Jerome Bettis would be a perfect candidate for a Supper Bowl XL t-shirt and one the Seattle side, Mike Holmgren would also fill the bill just fine. In fact, both the Pittsburgh and Seattle offensive and defensive lines would more than fill out a few Supper Bowl XL t-shirts.

If the Cleveland Browns were playing in this Super Bowl, we could fit the whole ‘Dawg Pound’ with Supper Bowl tees.

But, I digress. Yet, this is exactly where I wanted to go. So, for the fans of eating, buy a few Supper Bowl XL t-shirts today, in any size, and show your support for America’s favorite past time – chow time.

Anyway, let’s have a fun, funny and prosperous new year and bring joy to ourselves and to whomever else we can.