Top 10 Worst Bridges in the U. S.

In light of the recent tragedy it got me to worrying about safety and wondering what the worst bridges are in the U. S. So, I did a little research and came up with this list: Top 10 Worst Bridges in the U. S. 1. Legoland Bridge 2. Youtube Spam Bridge 3. London Bridge that’s […]

Oh Lord Stuck In Lodi Again – Man Sues Self

Yes, its true that a man in Lodi, California is suing the city for driving a dump truck into his car. The only problem is that this man is also the driver of the dump truck. The man, Curtis Gokey, filed a claim for $3,600, but Lodi officials denied the claim, since in essence, Mr. […]

The Beach in February

I was down at the beach last week and saw pods of dolphins on two different days. The first day there were about 30 of them in a cove and a few even came about 20 feet from shore, riding some of the waves as they were breaking. The sun was setting and red-orange shards […]

May You Have A Grand Afterlife

After a particularly dream-filled night of sleep, I had a thought: Heaven is the accumulation of all of the dreams you’ve had in your lifetime. Hell is the accumulation of all of your nightmares. In the afterlife, may you live your dreams instead of your nightmares. Not particularly funny is it? What is funny though, […]

Kobe Bryant Scores 81 Points, Second to Wilt

So, Kobe Bryant scored 81 points in last night’s game against the Toronto Raptors. This is second only in history to Wilt Chamberlain’s 100 point game. Two words: double team. Is there anything more that needs to be said? I mean, if a guy is dropping two’s and three’s like a gambler at a slot […]

New Yuk, New Yuk

Like David Letterman says, “The name so nice they say it twice.” Just got back from New Yuk, New Yuk from a fantastic New Year’s celebration. Being originally from the Midwest and now from California I was expecting to run into that famous New Yukker rudeness, which I never did. In fact, all I received […]

Funny T-shirts Humor Blog Humble Beginnings

If you’re a standup comic wannabe or some other type of chameleon, then this is the place to be. I, myself, am quite a maroon as Bugs Bunny says (as opposed to a macaroon or the Macarena), so self-deprecation is not only a technique but a way of life around here. If you haven’t guessed […]