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Obama T-shirt Sales Die Down

Kevin — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:23:38 +0000

According to this article, the people who developed Barack-in-the-Box for the 2008 campaign season are now stuck with 3,000 of them in a warehouse in California. The Obamarama t-shirt phase has also died down because almost one year later our President is not quite the rock star that he was before the election.

Now the harsh reality of health care reform is weighing on people’s minds and WTF is so funny about that? I’m just glad those damned Obama plate commercials have stopped. For months after the election in 2008, there were these commercials running on TV with a picture of Barack Obama on them in front of the American flag.

But, then you’d hear the voiceover say “And those smiling eyes and kind face” which the first ten or so times wasn’t bad, but after about 50 times I got so nauseous I wanted to vomit up a cat. And, every time that commercial ran, they would say “And, there are only 3,000 plates that will be fired before we break the mold forever” or some such nonsense such as this.

Yes, they broke the mold. They made another similar mold and that didn’t sell so they decided to try their luck at some copycat of the Barack-in-the-Box that was just waning in popularity. So, it goes. President Obama is not the easiest guy to make fun of. Perhaps it’s time to find another worldwide figure that is easy to poke fun at to put on a t-shirt. Has anyone seen Osama lately?

Funny T-shirts for the Political Season

Kevin — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:04:50 +0000

Funny t-shirts are a mainstay of sites like this. But, now that it is political season, there is more entertaining material to design t-shirts around. In fact, there are way too many choices as to what one could put on a t-shirt in order to either promote one’s cause or to disrespect the other agenda.

Funny t-shirts for the next 10 months may poke fun at candidates or political ideology. Since, I’m having a hard time deciding which tees to put on this site and my other political t-shirt website, I thought I would put it up for a vote. All comments are welcome.

Top 10 Candidate Tee Ideas

1. John Edwards: I dropped out of this political race and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
2. Rudy Giuliani: I dropped out of this political race and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
3. Fred Thompson Loses Latest Role
4. Bill Richardson for Nice President
5. Barack Star!
6. Yo Mama Obama
7. Hillary Billary 08
8. McCain Needs McWalker
9. Sh*t Romney
10. Mike Fuggabee

Top 10 Political Issue Ideas

1. Is the Iraq War still going?
2. It’s the Economy stupid!
3. Jobs, Jobs, Jobs for SOBs
4. Methamphetamine is not Renewable Energy
5. Red States and Blue States need Green Jobs
6. Imitation Immigration
7. HillaryCare 08
8. I’m Donating My Liver to Cigna
9. Fight the Terrorists on Mars so we don’t have to fight them at home
10. Politics Makes Me Horny

There you have it, two funny t-shirt lists ripe for the pickings this election season. If you have a great slogan of your own, why not take out a Sharpie and write it on a t-shirt?

Idaho Senator T-shirt

Kevin — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:02:00 +0000

Okay, I’m bad and I just can’t let go of this one. Since Idaho Senator Craig admitted guilt already and has decided to resign, I decided that I need to post one more t-shirt creation honoring the occasion.

The footsie t-shirt is on the Funny Things page and honors those who just wish to state “I Play Footsie In the Bathroom”. Hey, it’s Okay if you do. Just let people know it ahead of time, so that they can move one stall down if they like (or one stall closer if they like). Anyway, enjoy!

Idaho Hoe

Kevin — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:01:00 +0000

With the recent news about the Idaho Senator, I couldn’t resist putting this T-shirt on the Political T-shirts page.

Since the Senator’s name is Craig this got me to thinking somehow of Craig’s List the online site. Then I started fantasizing what Senator’s Craig’s List must have been like leading up to today.

Craig’s List1. Go to airport
2, Go to bathroom
3. Get frisky with the men
4, Get arrested by undercover police
5. Plead guilty
6. Don’t tell anyone
7. When people find out call it a Witch Hunt
8. Tell wife
9. Tell rest of family
10. Deny everything and say I’ve never been gay
11. Call gay rights attorney
12, File wrongful termination lawsuit for sexual discrimination

Political T-shirts Website Up

Kevin — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:44:00 +0000

This is just a small note to let everyone know that the newly redesigned political t-shirts website is now up and running. Many new designs have been added so its worth checking out (if you’re a liberal that is). If you happen to be a conservative, then don’t bother as the site will only make you grind your teeth and do a little Tourettes swearing.

Brrreeeport and Dick Cheney T-shirts

Kevin — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 22:03:00 +0000

First, brrreeeport is a made up word, coined by rogue blogger, Robert Scoble as an experiment to get z-list bloggers like myself (or perhaps that would that be z-minus list – but whose counting?) found and to test just what the search engines are doing with such made up words.

You can read more about his experiment at: Scobleizer

Second, hear any good Dick Cheney jokes lately? On Monday, I put a couple of Dick Cheney t-shirt designs on both the funnydesigns.com site and the politicaltshirts.us site. It was hard to resist having some reaction to the hunting accident news.

Here are a few of the most popular Dick Cheney jokes from TV:

“Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It’s Dick Cheney.” – David Letterman

“Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent.” – Jay Leno

Well, besides plugging my own funny t-shirts, I find it necessary on occasion to give other funny t-shirt sites kudos as well. Another site with a pretty funny collection of Dick Cheney t-shirts from all sorts humorous t-shirt publisher can be found at Cafepress. It’s definitely worth checking these out.

Well, that’s all for now. Remember, in life, it’s important to duck and cover. And if you do happen to happen across the path of our Vice Prez, just stop, drop and roll and you should be Okay.

Palestinians Choose Hamas – A Healthy Choice

Kevin — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 15:10:00 +0000

I don’t know what the big deal is about the Palestinians choosing Hamas. I personally like Hamas.

And, since the Palestinians chose Hamas through democratic elections, who are we to complain? I mean anything chosen through democratic elections are much better than the alternative, right?

Now, if we could just get the Palestinians to choose tabouli and feta cheese to go along with the Hamas, then we’d be onto something quite delectable.

Like I said, I’m a fan of Hamas. Bring out the crackers and carrot sticks!

Sleeper Cells Prevalent

Kevin — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 15:59:00 +0000

Code Orange, Code Yellow, what’s it all mean? This country has been on alert so much during the past 4 years that by now we’re just sleeping through it. And that’s a good thing. Just more proof that there are a vast number of sleeper cells in this country.

If you’d like more evidence of sleeper cells, just go to a major airport at midnight and you’ll see cells of sleepers on the benches, floors and in chairs. Also visit any prison during ‘lights out’ and you can’t help but see hundreds or even thousands of sleeper cells waiting for sun up.

Remember grade school science class when you sandwiched a paramecium between two small plates of glass? Hey, sometimes that cell has to sleep, too.

The CIA, NSA and FBI have spent way too much time trying to track the sleeper cells in this country. A bit of advice: follow the Ambien trail. That will lead to more than enough sleepers to satisfy even the most finicky of spies.