That said, Tilikum is also a world famous Orca breeder spawning 13 other whales. He is the only living Orca grandpa in captivity. Because Tilikum is a prolific sexual animal with the propensity for shooting his wad, we thought it only appropriate to take a different angle on the whole Killer Whale incident.

I thought of titles like “Tilikum Shot” and “Tilikum Again” but I think “Stroke Me Tilikum” says it all. The Orcagasm comment is a little extra. Guys, buy this Tilikum t-shirt and wear it with pride among your would-be lady friends.

But, if you were to pit one against the other who would win? Sure, the elephant is much bigger, but that giant monkey is much more nibble and he’s a biter, too. Anyway, no matter which one you pick, let’s not talk about it. Let’s definitely not talk about it (just buy the t-shirt).

And you would be right! If you missed it, you can find the video here and as of this writing it has received 1.5 million visitors. Here’s also the lyrics to the catchy little ditty:

Pants on the Ground Lyrics

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town
With your pants on the ground!
Pants on the ground guy sings a creepy song.

This may have been a commentary on today’s youth or something else. Who knows? But, what is sure is that these tees are selling like hotcakes on eBay. Not that I want to point you in that direction. But, if you don’t like what you find on this site why not check it out?

Well, then it’s time you bought a few funny fishing t-shirts and headed to Florida or Texas or another locale where they grow them bass-tards big. You may not be a master baiter but you can learn to be one reeling in 10-pounder after 10-pounder. If all goes well you’ll have plenty of fresh fish for dinner. If you get skunked then their always the beer drinking and BS-ing aspect that has made your trip worth while.

No matter, what though, it’s important to celebrate daylight savings time or just life in general, by hitting that fishing hole and relaxing for a while. The daily grind will always be there. So, go out now, and just have some fun!

But, now Harley’s have gone mainstream with young urban professionals. Movies like Pirates of the Caribbean, all three of them, have made skulls popular. Gwen Stefani and other stars have made skulls a part of pop culture. And, now skull t-shirts have also followed suit.

Even Wal-Mart and Target are touting their skull t-shirts to the masses to basically promote the idea of conformity through non-conformity. People who have worn skull t-shirts for years are not happy. They have identified themselves with a certain rejection of mainstream values through the wearing of these tees.

Just as rap music used to be underground and a rejection of the mainstream, now it too has assimilated into massive appeal. So, if skull t-shirts, have indeed gone mainstream, what is the counterculture now to do?

X-ray t-shirts are now gaining momentum to try to fill this void. Instead of a skull on the front, X-ray t-shirts show a ribcage and perhaps even a heart on the front. But, X-ray t-shirts do not have the same dark intent as the evil-looking skull on the front of the shirt. So, the counterculture will presumably need to come up with something even newer.

Evil platypus t-shirts, anyone? Anyone?

Well, that got me to thinking (Oh, crap, there I go again!) about how this may work well for a dating t-shirt. Your date shows up at your door for the first time and you wear a t-shirt that asks them to pick there greeting. As you can see, I did, however need to make one modification to the t-shirt, but I think more than a few people just may welcome the addition.

I’ve also uploaded some new funny t-shirt designs in the General, Novelty and Religion categories that are worth checking out. The Duke LaCrosse Stripper t-shirt has been a big hit so far. Lots of people from North Carolina buying t-shirts this month – keep it up!

If there are any new funny t-shirt designs you’d like to see, send them in. We’re always open to new ideas.

So, if you’ll notice, that is pretty much what this whole design is about – checking out who’s checking you out. Nuff said.

1. When a driver stops half-a-car-length back from the stop sign just so they can claim to have stopped first, in order to go first.

2. Slow drivers in the fast lane who won’t move over who seem to be control freaks trying enforce the letter of the speed law.

3. Tailgaters who could pass on either side of me, but choose not to do so.

If anyone else has any more bad driver behavior, I would be happy to post it here.