Posted on November 1st, 2007 by Kevin
Vajayjay is now urban slang for vagina. The term “Vajayjay” was introduced by Grey’s Anatomy when they were struggling to come up with an alternative term for the female genitalia. Oprah Winfrey, however, picked up vajayjay, so to speak and ran with it.
Men have been naming their penises since time began when the first caveman named his appendage “Burt”. But, women are not as inclined as men to give their parts pet names. So, when vajayjay popped up into public consciousness, it was quite a surprise indeed.
I give vajayjay, two thumbs up (pun intended). As Buckwheat from the Little Rascals TV series would have said “Vajayjay is O-Tay!”
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Posted on September 29th, 2007 by Kevin
Like I’ve already talked about, China is a pee poor place for the TV show Survivor to be hosted this time around. Why do the producers not choose another island?
Since Survivor seems to be running out of places to host their show, here’s a top 10 list of locations they haven’t tried yet.
1. Survivor Iceland – have the contestants compete in the polar bear swim in the nude
2. Survivor Greenland – have the contestants flee from the falling ice sheets caused by global warming
3. Survivor Japan – contestants sing karaoke and eat bad sushi
4. Survivor Galapagos – contestants compete in tortoise races
5. Survivor Easter Island – contestants knock over those big heads
6. Survivor Bali – contestants try to escape from the nightclubs as terrorists are bombing them
7. Survivor Tasmania – tribes take on that cartoon Tasmanian Devil character
8. Survivor Canary Islands – contestants escape from coal mines
9. Survivor Sri Lanka – contestants beg for food and avoid tsunamis
10. Survivor Manhattan – contestants survive rudeness
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Posted on September 28th, 2007 by Kevin
So, did the TV show Survivor finally run out of islands? I mean they go from competing on Gilligan’s Island to a country with over 1 billion people in it.
Survivor China? What’s next, Survivor Idaho? Perhaps Survivor Idaho can take place in an airport bathroom with several senators in each stall.
I just can’t wait until the final season when Survivor 90210 airs and all the contestants have to live in the clothing shops on Rodeo Drive. Perhaps, before this time, there will even be a Survivor Mall series coming to a shopping center near you. Survivor may have just jumped the shark on this one.
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Posted on September 24th, 2007 by Kevin
Marcel Marceau has died quietly at the age of 84. And, while a mime is a terrible thing to waste, it had to happen sometime. This also begs the question that if a mime falls in the forest and no one is around to see him, does he make a sound?
Attendees to Marceau’s funeral were speechless. However, there was a lot of pointing and other gesturing going on. The famed pantomime artist was not buried in a regular casket, but an invisible box Marceau had fashion for himself during his last breath.
The preacher presiding over the funeral did not say and word, but rather gestured towards his eye as if a tear were falling from it. During the open casket viewing, painted smiles were turned upside down into frowns as many coworkers in the mime field were fashioning their own invisible boxes from which to escape.
During his last hours in the hospital, Marceau’s relatives reportedly asked him to say his last words. Marcel Marceau replied “Ack!” During the funeral, the Simon and Garfunkle song “Sounds of Silence” was played repeatedly.
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Posted on September 3rd, 2007 by Kevin
Okay, I’m bad and I just can’t let go of this one. Since Idaho Senator Craig admitted guilt already and has decided to resign, I decided that I need to post one more t-shirt creation honoring the occasion.
The footsie t-shirt is on the Funny Things page and honors those who just wish to state “I Play Footsie In the Bathroom”. Hey, it’s Okay if you do. Just let people know it ahead of time, so that they can move one stall down if they like (or one stall closer if they like). Anyway, enjoy!
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Posted on August 30th, 2007 by Kevin
With the recent news about the Idaho Senator, I couldn’t resist putting this T-shirt on the Political T-shirts page.
Since the Senator’s name is Craig this got me to thinking somehow of Craig’s List the online site. Then I started fantasizing what Senator’s Craig’s List must have been like leading up to today.
Craig’s List1. Go to airport
2, Go to bathroom
3. Get frisky with the men
4, Get arrested by undercover police
5. Plead guilty
6. Don’t tell anyone
7. When people find out call it a Witch Hunt
8. Tell wife
9. Tell rest of family
10. Deny everything and say I’ve never been gay
11. Call gay rights attorney
12, File wrongful termination lawsuit for sexual discrimination
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Posted on August 13th, 2007 by Kevin
I don’t know if you’re a cat fan like I am. I love seeing crazy cats running around, chasing each other, chasing themselves or just chasing a laser dot on the wall. Kitties provide hours of entertainment for enthusiastic pet owners who are constantly in awe of the antics and foibles of their friendly feline companions.
This is exactly why I’ve put up a new page full of cat pictures that will be plopped right on the front of a white or gray t-shirt for your purchasing enjoyment. These funny cat pictures capture the essence of what our feline friends are all about. So, check out the tees and buy a few, because we can always make more.
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Posted on August 5th, 2007 by Kevin
A couple of years ago it was Winona Ryder and this year its been Paris, Nicole and Lindsay. What’s with all these young Hollywood starlets getting in trouble with the law?
The scofflaw starlets have struck many a media fancy lately, so I just had to jump on the bandwagon, fire up the band, and create a banner that encapsulates the whole phenomenon.
In keeping with the “Stars Behind Bars” theme, I thought a feminine version would suffice and so I present “Celebrity Jail. That’s Hot!” Of course, expect a starlets in rehab t-shirt to be coming out soon as well.
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Posted on August 3rd, 2007 by Kevin
In light of the recent tragedy it got me to worrying about safety and wondering what the worst bridges are in the U. S. So, I did a little research and came up with this list:
Top 10 Worst Bridges in the U. S.
1. Legoland Bridge
2. Youtube Spam Bridge
3. London Bridge that’s falling down and rebuilt in Arizona
4. Bridge of My Nose
5. Bridge in My Mouth
6. Contract Bridge
7. Bridgette Nielsen
8. Bridgette Bardot
9. Bridge Over Troubled Waters
10. Bridges of Madison County
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Posted on July 18th, 2007 by Kevin
Hey, long time no blog! I’ve been busy fondling the nether regions of small woodland creatures and now I figured it was time that I came up for air. In that rather sick, twisted and perverted spirit, I’ve put up a new page on the website where all sorts of Funny Things on t-shirts can be had at the same low price as always.
Even with the postal rates going up recently, I’ve refused to up the shipping charges on our funny t-shirts (I’ve been too busy with the small woodland creatures). Anywho, enjoy the new designs and tell all your friend. No, seriously now, tell everyone who will listen, even yourself!
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