True story. In the quaint town of Whimsyville, Whimsylvania a peculiar contest called the “Fart Burp Sneeze Puke Pee Poop at the Same Time Contest” took place. The whole town buzzed with excitement as the five contestants from different corners of the United States arrived, each armed with their unique bodily talents. In a twist …
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In a land far, far away, in a lively pick-up bar called “The Tipsy Tiki,” there was a charming cocktail named Pedro the Penis Colada. Pedro was not your average beverage. He had a quirky personality and a zest for adventure that set him apart from his fruity companions. Tonight, was the night when Pedro’s …
Once upon a midnight dreary in the town of Graveville, there were two best friends named Zara and Luna. They were not your typical best friends, though, because they were zombies. Despite their undead status, they had the most amazing friendship, which they proudly referred to as being “best fiends forever.” Zara and Luna were …
Recently, there were a group of women who were always looking for new ways to improve their health and wellness. One day, they heard about these new hats that could help strengthen their pelvic floor muscles. Excited by the prospect of better bladder control and stronger orgasms, they all decided to order one. When the …
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Jake Lamotta (not the boxer) who loved Skittles candy. He would buy a bag every time he went to the store and would savor every single colorful piece. One day, Jake was feeling particularly snacky and picked up a bag of Skittles on his way home …
Once upon a time, there was a young woman named Lisa-Lisa Bo Besa who had a peculiar taste in underwear. She had a particular fondness for burgers and loved to wear panties with illustrations of them on the front. One day, Lisa was running late for work and had to rush out of the house. …
Once upon a time, there was a mischievous monkey named Bongo Bingo. Bongo lived in a lush jungle filled with colorful birds, exotic plants, and plenty of ripe bananas. However, Bongo was not content with simply eating bananas and swinging from tree to tree like his monkey friends. No, Bongo had a mischievous streak that …
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Sam the Man who was in a hurry to get to work. He woke up late and had to rush to get ready. In his haste, he forgot to properly wipe himself after using the restroom (this happened more often than one would think). As he …
Once upon a time, there was a man named Joe who had just bought a brand new Google Home device. He was thrilled with all the things it could do, like play music, set reminders, and answer his questions. One day, Joe was feeling a little silly, so he decided to ask Google Home a …
Weird Al Yankovic was feeling a little bit bored one day. He had just finished recording his latest album and didn’t have any concerts or appearances scheduled for the foreseeable future. So, he decided to do something a little bit different to pass the time. “I know!” he exclaimed to himself. “I’ll time travel! That’ll …
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