I asked the AI chatbot to give me the lyrics to John Lennon’s song Imagine. Then I asked the artificial intelligence chatbot to rewrite the song in the style of Dr. Seuss. Here are the original lyrics to Imagine: Imagine there’s no countries, it isn’t hard to doNo need for greed or hunger, a brotherhood …
Everyone has a sharp tongue once in a while. Sarcasm, wit, and insult can be used as a defensive mechanism to protect you from getting hurt by others. An insult is similar to sarcasm but also has a malicious intent. It is usually intended to hurt someone publicly or privately. Insulting someone might not seem …
It was New Year’s Eve 2022, and everyone was excited to ring in the new year. The party at Bob’s house was packed with people, all dressed in their finest outfits and ready to countdown to 2023. As the clock struck midnight, the crowd erupted into cheers and confetti flew through the air. Bob’s dog, …
Who doesn’t love the holidays? Who doesn’t love reading about zombies ruining all the fun? Even zombie fans must get tired of all those “zombie apocalypse” stories. So what better way to enjoy both than a story where a zombie Santa infects houses with his virus, and then delivers presents to the survivors who have …
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It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The reindeer were up in their stable, snorting and stamping and muttering angry words under their breath. “This is outrageous!” said Rudolph, the lead reindeer. “We work one day a year, and for what? A …
Did you know that the word fuckle is one of the oldest English words? It’s actually a very old word that has been used since the 15th century to describe someone who is being silly or foolish. In fact, fuckle first appeared in written English as early as 1440. Since then, it has had many …
As you may know, the first few weeks of any new job are a period of adjustment even for a rascally Yeti. You learn your way around the office (forest) and meet everyone on your team (other animals). Everyone has their own quirks, but it’s easy to find common ground. Until… well, until one day …
In early November, Tom decided to do some research on his family tree. He was taken aback when he discovered that all of his turkey relatives had been killed prior to Thanksgiving. The Turkey the pilgrims ate was the last one. The rest were slaughtered, decapitated, and boiled alive before they could spread their wings. …
There is something about the current state of music and pop culture that makes the idea of baby shark even more annoying than it actually is. The song, which moved from a silly Vine video to a popular remix on YouTube, has transformed into an irritating phenomenon that has left us all asking “Why?”. There …
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In October of 1896, a ghastly and ghostly figure appeared in the streets of Terre Haute, Indiana. His skin was dark with mud, his nose upturned and red like a carrot, and he carried a basket filled with candy-coated pumpkin seeds as he lurked about searching for some unfortunate individual to terrify. This person was …
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