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  • How Would You Like an Ear of Corn Shoved Right Up Your Butt
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  • I Asked My AI to Draw a Pair of Rabbits & This Is What I Got!
  • I Asked My AI to Draw Aladdin – Genie-ous!
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  • I Fish, Therefore I Am
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  • I Prayed to God Once & the Only Thing I Heard Back Was: I Can Has Cheeseburger?
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  • I SHART U
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  • I Swear It Was This Big. Reality: He Hooked His Own Penis.
  • I Tested Positive for Awesomeness
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  • I Was Probed By Aliens and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
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  • I’m On a High Carb Diet.
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  • I’ve Got 2 Tickets to Paradise and You Aren’t Coming
  • I’ve Got More Issues Than the New York Times
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  • I’d Rather Be an Enigma Than an Enema
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  • I’m Ready to Play Ball! (And play with my balls)
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  • If I Said I Had a Boner Would You Hold It Against Me?
  • If You Experience An Erection
  • If You Pooped In My Shoe
  • In God We Lust. Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!
  • In the Court of Public Opinion, I Am the Wacky, But Loveable Bailiff
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  • Isn’t It Fortunate that Ranch Dressing Doesn’t Have All of the Flavors of the Ranch in It?
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  • My AI Is Funny. I Asked It to Paint My Portrait.
  • My AI Put Sexy Lips on Jupiter. I’m Afraid to Have It Draw Uranus.
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  • My Love for You Is Bigger than a Kardashian’s Butt
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  • My Pronouns Are He / She / It & Shit
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  • St. Patty’s Day Brought to You by Pat McGroin & Phil McCracken
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  • Thank You!!!
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  • The Other Vagina
  • The Rhythm Finally Got Me
  • There’s a Farty in My Pants and You’re Invited
  • This Is My Birthday Present
  • This Is the Square Root of I Don’t Give a F*$%@CK.
  • This Is What I Think Of You
  • Those Who Can, Do. Those Who Can’t, Teach. Those Who Can’t Teach Watch Porn.
  • Throwing Darts Is Much Better than Throwing Sharts
  • TIME TRAVEL EXPRESS. When It Absolutely, Positively Has to Be There Yesterday
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  • Uni Overload: Unicorn with a Unibrow Wearing a Unitard Riding a Unicycle through the Universe – so Unique!
  • Unimaginative Blue Jean T-shirt Halloween Guy
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  • Valentine’s Day
  • Valentine’s Day. I Love You and It Hurts. Stop Making Me Do That.
  • Victim Of A Shit & Run
  • Violence Is Acceptable
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  • Vladimir Micropenis Invades Uranusville to Prove He Is a Real Man
  • Want to see my move 100 mph? Light my tampon.
  • Warm & Calculating
  • Warning: I Make Disturbing Bathroom Noises
  • Wash It, Dry It, Slap It On the Bing Bong
  • Washbored Stomach. I Washed It and Now I’m Bored.
  • We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve OR We Accept the Dessert We Think We Love
  • We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Any Douche
  • We-atch
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  • Weird
  • What Do I Think About Anal Sex? F*ck That Sh*t!
  • When One Door Closes Another One Opens. Unfortunately, Mine Is a Trap Door.
  • Where’s My Friggin’ Food Karen!
  • Who Did Not Let the Dogs Out Because Who’s On First
  • Why Is It Every Time I Take a Poop, I Make 3 Stooges Noises
  • Will Lick Balls for Food
  • Willfully Immature
  • Winner of the Fart Burp Sneeze Puke Pee Poop at the Same Time Award
  • Winnie the Poop
  • Wise Man, No. Wise Guy, Yes.
  • With My Luck the Next Time I Hear The World Is Your Oyster Will Be at the Pearly Gates
  • Work Hard. Play Hard. Play With My Hard-On.
  • Working Hard or Hardly Working? Or Just Working Your Hard-On?
  • Would You Like to Have Dinner, Sex and a Nice Poop Afterwards?
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  • You Can Lead a Horse to Water But You Can’t Make Him Fish
  • You Can Teach a Man to Fish But You Can’t Teach a Donkey to Wear Assless Chaps
  • You Invited Me to Dinner and Now I’ll Take Your Country
  • You Know You Want Me
  • You’ll Hear From My Lawyer About This Situation
  • You’re Really Going to Go Places! (Rehab, Prison & Then Buried in the Desert)
  • Your Face In My Butt
  • Your Order Has Failed
  • Zombie Motto: Time’s Fun When You’re Having Flies

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