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3 Days of Diarrhea & This Is What I Look Like
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After Further Review You Suck
AI Effed Up Venus de Milo
AI Painted a Supermodel & I Got Melania Schwarzenegger
AI-Generated Fart Art. Oh Yeah, I’m Hip
Another Birthday? Fire in the Hole!
Are You Judgmental or Just Mental?
Armpit Fart Champion
Ask Me About My Trouser Trout
Ask Me About My Under Boob Sweat
Baby Shart
Baconator
Bare Knuckle Fuckler
Beer Is Technically a Vegetarian Meal
Beer Me, I’m Irish
Bermuda Triangle Your Vessel May Go Missing
Best Dad Never!
Best Fiends Forever
Best In Shit Show
Better Batter
Beware of Sharts
Birthday
Birthday = Mirth Day
Birthday Spanking Machine Crew
Blarney Stoned
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Blowout Sale – Mentos & Soda Enemas
Bojack Djokovic Insists the Cure for Covid Is Vodka
Boner Late Than Never
Bowels of Holly
Bypass Burger
Calm the Fuckle Down
Can’t Work Out. Pulled My Groin. Over & Over. Now I’m Addicted to Porn.
Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman)
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Casper & His Friendly Ghost Pepper
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Clever
Clit Eastwood (Do You Feel Lucky, Spunk?)
Clitoris Rex
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Coffee Is Supply & Demand. So I Demand You Supply Me with Coffee!
Coffee Mugs
Colon-Cola
Come Here, Bitch!
Contact Us
Couch Licker
Coyote on Peyote
Dalai Lama Rama Ding Dong
Dancer During the Off-Season
Did Someone Say Bacon?
Dingleberry Wine
Dirty Midget Lesbians for Allah
Do Flat Earthers Have Learning Curves?
Does anyone know where my one-eyed python went? I haven’t seen it in years.
Dog
Don’t Fuckle with Me
Doo Wop & Do WAP
Drink Til I Look Better
Drinking
Early Bird I Got the Worms Now I Must Take Medication to Clear It Up
Easy-Peasy Boner Squeezy
Eat at the Y
Eat Me Pilgrim
EAT PRAY POOP
Eating Healthy Is Not In My Diet
Elf on a Shelf Says Go Eff Yourself
Elon Musky
EntreManure: Self-Employed Bullshit Artist
Every Time I Think About You I Have a Bowel Movement
Every Week I Paint A Different Celebrity Face On My Scrotum
Everybody Loves Raymond + Everyone Loves Bacon
Expression Is Joy
Eye Rub Ewe
F Heart CK
Farty Animal
Fellatio Gelato
Finish Your Beer. There Are Sober People in India.
Fisher King
Fishing
Fool Me Once Shame on You. Fool Me Twice Shame on You Again You Bastard
Force It In Associates
Frank Einstein
FredEx Overnight Me
Fuckle
Fuckle Buddy
Fuckle My Brains Out
Fuckles the Clown
Fun Unbridled Clever Kind Magical Eager
Funny AI Art
Funny Gifts for Men
Funny Gifts for Women
Funny Men’s Undies
Funny Women’s Panties
Gas & Shittles
Gas FART Electric
Gather around and see what Porn used to look like.
Get Outta My Ocean – Shellfish Bastard
Get Your Shamrocks Off
Ghostest with the Mostest
Give Me Beer Or Sex Your Choice
Global Testicles
Go Eff Yourself on the Shelf
Go Fuckle Yourself
Gobbler Cobbler
God takes care of drunks and babies. Do you know how lucky that is for a drunk baby?
Gray Skies Are Gonna Clear Up
Gray Skies Are Gonna Clear Up, Sit On A Happy Face
Grinch Smash
Gross
Gruntled Employee
Gym & Workout
Halloween
Halloween Be Thy Name
Happy Holler Days!
Happy Misgiving
Happy New Beer
Happy Spanksgiving!
Happy Valentine’s Day. You’re Still Useful to Me.
Have a Dingleberry Christmas. It’s the Best Time of the Year.
He Has Risen
Hello Clitty
Here Comes Go F
ck Yourself Claus Right Down Go F
ck Yourself Lane!
Hey You! Pull On My Drumstick.
Holiday
Holiday Survivor I Voted the Others Off the Island
Holy Crapcakes Batman!
Home
How Would You Like an Ear of Corn Shoved Right Up Your Butt
I Always Step Up to the Plate (and eat whatever is on it)
I Am Fun & Non-Fungible
I Asked My AI to Draw a Pair of Rabbits & This Is What I Got!
I Asked My AI to Draw Aladdin – Genie-ous!
I Can Teach a Man to Fish But I Can’t Teach a Fish to Ride a Bike
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthole
I Demand a Present Recount
I Didn’t Fart. You’re Imagining Things. Gaslighting One’s Gas.
I Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This But Now’s the Time to Ride an Elephant Naked
I Fish, Therefore I Am
I Have a Panic Room Where I Live. It’s Called My Entire House!
I Have Butterflies in My Stomach When I’m Around You (That’s Better than Worms in My Colon, I Suppose)
I Have Conviction! Okay, I’ve Been Convicted.
I Have No Common Sense But I Do Have Spidey Sense
I Identify As A Seductress. My Pronouns Are F*CK / ME
I Light My Farts On Fire
I Love You with All My Hard-On
I Need a Snow Blower
I Only Do Moderation in Moderation
I Prayed to God Once & the Only Thing I Heard Back Was: I Can Has Cheeseburger?
I Refuse to Dress Appropriately
I Saw Mommy Kissing Banana Claus Underneath of Daddy Late Last Night
I SHART U
I Smell Inside
I Stopped Smoking Cold Turkey
I Swear It Was This Big. Reality: He Hooked His Own Penis.
I Tested Positive for Awesomeness
I Think Therefore I Yam What I Yam
I Twerk You Jerk
I Used to Jog 5 Miles a Day and Then I Found a Shortcut
I Was Probed By Aliens and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
I’d Rather Be a Werewolf
I’d Rather Be Anal Bleaching a Water Buffalo
I’d Rather Be Teabagging a Velociraptor
I’m Dancing On The Match Head Of Reality
I’m Innocent Until Proven Awesome
I’m Not Telling You Where I Hide My Turds
I’m On a High Carb Diet.
I’m the Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things
I’m Trying NOT to Be the Old Guy Who Wears a Superhero T-shirt
I’m Trying to Catch SELFISH But They Refuse to Bite
I’m with Stupid
I’ve Been Through the Desert on a Horse with No Name. And Then I Decided to Call Him Dick.
I’m Ready to Play Ball! (And play with my balls)
I’m Taking a New Wonder Drug and Now I’m Wonderful
I’m Thinking of Going Pro with My Eye Rolling
I’ve Hit Rock Bottom So Many Times I’ve Finally Bought a Trampoline
I’ve Just Taken a Glorious Poop!
If Barking Were an Olympic Sport I’d Get a Gold Medal
If You Experience An Erection
If You Pooped In My Shoe
In God We Lust. Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!
In the Court of Public Opinion, I Am the Wacky, But Loveable Bailiff
In the Middle of the Night I Make Amazon Purchases on Your Credit Card
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF DONUTS
Irreverent But Not Irrelevant
Isn’t It Fortunate that Ranch Dressing Doesn’t Have All of the Flavors of the Ranch in It?
It Takes a Big Heart to Help Shape Little Minds and My Heart Is Enlarged
It’s a December to Remember, So Remember to Dismember
It’s a Ruff Life
It’s All Your Fault! Squid Blame Games.
It’s My Birthday and I have Covid Cough. Who wants a piece?
It’s My Birthday I Can Cry If I Want To
It’s My Birthday, Blow Me, Lick Me
It’s My Birthday. You May Bow and Kiss My Hand.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog. This is such Bullshit!
It’s Shark the Oligarch Week
It’s Gut-Check Time & I Have Diarrhea
It’s Lonely at the Tap
Jesus Is the Word. The Bird Is the Word. Therefore, Jesus Is a Bird.
Jokes
Karma Is a Bitch and That’s Why I Call Yo Mama Karma
Kegel Exercise Instructor
Kegel Exercise Instructor
Kickin’ Ass on Bass
Kicking the Stigma of Licking the Smegma
Kilroy Wants Beer
Kiss Me, the Lower the Better
Kiss My Shamrocks
Let Me At The CAT!
Let’s Go to the Grocery Store Freezer Section
Live Streaming My Farts
Logos
Looking For A Hump
Lunch Nap Poop – My Day Is Booked
Make That Face Like You’re Having Sex
Man Boobs (Don’t Stare)
Marilyn Monrodeo
May You Eat the Cheese Made From 1,000 Hookers’ Smegma
Me, in the Morning Before Coffee
Merry Kiss Moose
Muff’s Diner: Home of the Muff Burger
My account
My AI Drew Someone Speaking Pig Latin
My AI Drew the Pillsbury Doughboy to Perfection, LOL
My AI Has a Sense of Humor Since This Is It’s Version of Women Bathing
My AI Is Funny. I Asked It to Paint My Portrait.
My AI Put Sexy Lips on Jupiter. I’m Afraid to Have It Draw Uranus.
My Balls Won’t Lick Themselves
My Love for You Is Bigger than a Kardashian’s Butt
My Owner Thinks My Name Is Leave It, Leave It
My Pronouns Are He / She / It & Shit
My Recent EKG
My Relationship Style Is: BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
My Spirit Animal Is an Amoeba
Necrophiliac I date through the obituaries
Netflix Sequel 12: Stranger Thingamabobs
Nice to Meet You in Person. It’s Good to Put a Face to My Anger
No Candy for You. Jerk-O-Lantern
No, I Will Not Take Your F-ing Survey!
NOSTRODUMBASS I See Really Stupid Things in the Future
Not an Emotional Support Dog
Not Incubus or Succubus But Fuccubus
Offensive
Omicron the Decepticon
Onan’s Self-Basting Hotdogs
Orgasm Donor
Orgasm Donor
Outta the Way, Slow People
Over Thinker & Over Stinker
Panty Claus
Penis Colada
Penis Colada
PenisTown Hardware
People! Stop Naming Your Turtles Sheldon or Shelly, It’s Too Obvious!
PILF
Pippi Longnipples
Play-Doh & Socrates
PokeMeMon
Poop In My Pants Don’t Lead to Romance
Powered By Gas
Privacy Policy
Probed By Aliens & Went Back for More
Quick! I Need A Naked Nurse.
Rascally Rascalvite from Rascalvania
RATED TV-MA language, nudity, farting
Reading Is Good
Red, Dwight & Blue
Refund and Returns Policy
Reindeer Beer
Ride Me Cowboy!
Ride the Banana Boat
Right Now I’m Holding a Name My Penis Contest
Sample Page
Santa Claws
Satan Is A Lightweight Compared to Me!
Save the Drama for Your Llama
Self-Taught Fartist
Self-Winding Watchdog
Señor Moment: All of a Sudden, I Think I’m Having a Margarita on a Mexican Beach
Shop
Shot Puss Fick Cont Cacksucker Motherfacker & Tets
Show Me the Meats
Skid Marks
Smart Ass Bass
Snarky Comment Loading
Snatch N Grab
Sniff Your Butt?
So Glad You Are Beer
Somedays I’m So Lazy I Don’t Even Want to Push the Button on My Roomba
Sometimes I wish I was a monkey so I could throw poop at people & it would be legal
Spooge Bob Wet Pants
St. Patty’s Day
St. Patty’s Day Brought to You by Pat McGroin & Phil McCracken
Stand By Your Man Unless
Steampunk Santa
Studying Sucks
Stupid
Super Duper Pooper
Superman Immediately Regrets Eating Mexican Food
Swashbuckling Fuckler
Takes A Licking
Teabag University
Teacher
Teledeportation (Every Time I Teleport to Hawaii I’m Immediately Bounced to Siberia)
Tell My Condescending Owner to Stop Dogsplaining to Me
Terms of Service
Thank You for All of My Clothing, Sweatshop Kids!
Thank You For Not Farting
Thank You for Your Order!
Thank You!!!
Thanks, You’ve Made Me a Bitter Person
Thanksgiving
The 3 Spooges
The Other Vagina
There’s a Farty in My Pants and You’re Invited
This Is My Birthday Present
This Is the Square Root of I Don’t Give a F*$%@CK.
This Is What I Think Of You
Those Who Can, Do. Those Who Can’t, Teach. Those Who Can’t Teach Watch Porn.
Throwing Darts Is Much Better than Throwing Sharts
TIME TRAVEL EXPRESS. When It Absolutely, Positively Has to Be There Yesterday
Top Chow Hound
Twisted Pair: When I Make Love to My Sexbot and She Short Circuits
Unimaginative Blue Jean T-shirt Halloween Guy
uoy kcuf read backwards
Using the Toilet Plunger Is My Main Form of Exercise
Vagina Dialogue
Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day. I Love You and It Hurts. Stop Making Me Do That.
Victim Of A Shit & Run
Violence Is Acceptable
Vladimir Pukin’ (After His War Crimes Conviction)
Vladimir Micropenis Invades Uranusville to Prove He Is a Real Man
Want to see my move 100 mph? Light my tampon.
Warm & Calculating
Warning: I Make Disturbing Bathroom Noises
Wash It, Dry It, Slap It On the Bing Bong
Washbored Stomach. I Washed It and Now I’m Bored.
We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve OR We Accept the Dessert We Think We Love
We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Any Douche
We-atch
We’ll Have to Agree to Be Disagreeable
Weird
What Do I Think About Anal Sex? F*ck That Sh*t!
When One Door Closes Another One Opens. Unfortunately, Mine Is a Trap Door.
Where’s My Friggin’ Food Karen!
Why Is It Every Time I Take a Poop, I Make 3 Stooges Noises
Will Lick Balls for Food
Willfully Immature
Winner of the Fart Burp Sneeze Puke Pee Poop at the Same Time Award
Winnie the Poop
Wise Man, No. Wise Guy, Yes.
Work Hard. Play Hard. Play With My Hard-On.
Working Hard or Hardly Working? Or Just Working Your Hard-On?
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Yo Yo Yo Dawg Grim Rapper
You Can Lead a Horse to Water But You Can’t Make Him Fish
You Can Teach a Man to Fish But You Can’t Teach a Donkey to Wear Assless Chaps
You Invited Me to Dinner and Now I’ll Take Your Country
You Know You Want Me
You’ll Hear From My Lawyer About This Situation
You’re Really Going to Go Places! (Rehab, Prison & Then Buried in the Desert)
Your Face In My Butt
Your Order Has Failed
Zombie Motto: Time’s Fun When You’re Having Flies
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