This is the location for our hand-picked (not nose picked) selection of funny phone cases. You can find all sorts of hilarious cellphone cases by searching in the Design categories as many of our designs have a phone case associated with them. Buy a funny phone case now!
- Humorous Tough Phone Case – I’d Rather Be an Enigma Than an Enema$25.25 – $26.57
- Humorous Tough Phone Case – Yabba Dabba Noodle Doodle Dandy$25.25 – $26.57
- Humorous Tough Phone Case – Copper Copper$25.25 – $26.57
- Humorous Tough Phone Case – I’m So Grateful You Found Someone Like Me$26.57
- Tough Phone Cases – Nice to Meet You in Person. It’s Good to Put a Face to My Anger$26.57
- Phone Tough Cases – Steampunk Santa$26.57
- Cellphone Tough Cases – Warm & Calculating$26.57
- Cellphone Tough Cases – I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthole$26.57
- Tough Phone Cases – In the Court of Public Opinion, I Am the Wacky, But Loveable Bailiff$26.57
- Tough Cellphone Cases – Shot Puss Fick Cont Cacksucker Motherfacker & Tets$26.57
- Tough Cellphone Cases – Marilyn Monrodeo$26.57
- Tough Cases for Cellphones – AI-Generated Fart Art. Oh Yeah, I’m Hip$26.57
- Cellphone Tough Cases – Those Who Can, Do. Those Who Can’t, Teach. Those Who Can’t Teach Watch Porn.$25.25
- Cell Phone Tough Cases – 1st Bank of Multiverse$25.25
- Humorous Tough Cellphone Case – Best Fiends Forever$20.20 – $25.25
- Humorous Tough Cellphone Case – Merry Kiss Moose$25.25
- Funny Tough Phone Case – I’m the Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things$25.25
- Funny Tough Phone Cases – TIME TRAVEL EXPRESS. When It Absolutely, Positively Has to Be There Yesterday$25.25
So I heard they’re making cell phone cases with airbags now. Yeah, because apparently dropping your phone is just as dangerous as a car crash. But seriously folks, buying a cellphone case is like buying insurance for your phone. It’s like, sure, you could go without it, but do you really want to risk cracking that screen and shelling out hundreds of dollars for a replacement? And let’s be real, we all drop our phones more than we drop our standards. So, do yourself a favor and invest in a good case. You’ll thank me later when you’re scrolling through Instagram with a phone that’s in one piece.
Speaking of cellphone cases, have you ever noticed how there are about a million different types of cases out there? There are the basic black ones, the clear ones, the glittery ones, the ones with weird textures like that rubbery one that looks like it was made out of the same material as a tire. And let’s not forget about those cases with the little pop-out stand thingies on the back. I mean, who actually uses those? Are you really standing around watching YouTube videos for so long that you need to prop your phone up like it’s a little TV? Just hold the dang thing like a normal person!
But I get it, we all want to customize our phones and make them our own. I mean, why settle for a plain old phone when you can have one that’s bedazzled to the max? And who needs pockets when you can just carry your phone around like a little clutch purse? You’re practically Beyoncé at that point.
But let’s be real, sometimes those cases can be a little much. Like, have you ever seen someone with a phone case that’s so big and bulky that it looks like they’re carrying around a brick? Or the people who have those wallet cases that can fit like 20 cards in them? It’s like, are you trying to store your whole life in your phone case? You know they make things called wallets, right?
And don’t even get me started on those people who refuse to put a case on their phone at all. They’re like, ‘Oh, I like to live dangerously. I’m a risk taker.’ Yeah, well good luck living dangerously with a cracked screen, buddy. You’re just asking for trouble.
So, cellphone cases are great. They protect our phones, they let us express our individuality, and they make us feel like we’re living our best lives. Just maybe stay away from the tire material ones, okay?
But you know what’s even better than a cellphone case? Not dropping your phone in the first place. I mean, it’s pretty simple, right? Just don’t drop it. But of course, we’re all human, and accidents happen. I once dropped my phone in the toilet and let me tell you, I was definitely regretting not having a waterproof case at that moment.
But here’s the thing, what if I told you that there was a way to protect your phone without having to use a case at all? It’s called not having a phone. I know, crazy, right? But hear me out. Think about all the times you’ve dropped your phone, lost it, or had it stolen. Now imagine not having to deal with any of that. No more being tethered to a little glowing screen all day. No more wondering what to do with your hands when you’re not holding your phone. It’s like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. ‘But how will I take selfies? How will I check my Instagram likes every five minutes? How will I survive without being able to order a pizza at 2 am?’ And to that, I say, maybe it’s time we all took a step back and reevaluated our priorities. Maybe we don’t need to be constantly connected to the internet 24/7. Maybe we could all benefit from a little bit of phone-free time.
So, next time you’re tempted to buy a fancy new phone case, ask yourself, do I really need this? Or would I be better off without a phone altogether? It’s a crazy thought, I know, but who knows, it might just change your life.
Just kidding, I can’t live without my phone either. But seriously, buy a case. It’s worth it.
Phew, I had you going for a second there, didn’t I? But in all seriousness, while giving up our phones altogether might be a bit extreme, there are some things we can do to reduce our dependence on them. For example, we could try going on a phone detox every once in a while, or maybe just turning off our notifications so we’re not constantly distracted.
But let’s be real, at the end of the day, our phones are a pretty important part of our lives. They keep us connected to our friends and family, they help us stay organized, and they give us endless hours of entertainment. So, if you’re going to invest in something, investing in a good phone case is definitely worth it.
And who knows, maybe one day we’ll have phones that are indestructible and we won’t even need cases anymore. Or maybe we’ll all just be walking around with little hologram projectors instead of physical phones. Who knows what the future holds?
But for now, let’s just enjoy our phones, protect them with good, funny cases, and try not to drop them in the toilet. Trust me, it’s not fun.
Before I go, I just have to share one last thing with you. I recently saw a cellphone case that was shaped like a piece of bread. That’s right, a piece of bread. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think there’s anything more hilarious than the idea of someone answering a call by putting a piece of bread up to their ear. ‘Hello? Oh, sorry, I can’t talk right now, I’m busy being a sandwich.’
But the best part is, the case even had a little pocket on the back where you could store your credit cards and cash. So not only were you walking around with a piece of bread as your phone, but you were also essentially carrying around a little sandwich wallet. I mean, talk about multi-tasking!
So, if any of you out there have a funny cellphone case like the bread one, please, please come show me after the show. I want to see it, I want to laugh at it, and maybe even take a picture with it. Because at the end of the day, that’s what cellphone cases are all about. Protection, expression, and most importantly, a good laugh.
Now, buy some stuff on this page and share a laugh with someone!