Jokes

Funny jokes on t-shirts, coffee mugs, tote bags, facemasks, canvas prints, hoodies, tank tops, sports bras, swimwear, hats and general hilarity and ridiculousness may be found here. If you want to give a someone a good joke and get a laugh, then give them these smile-worthy gifts!

Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman)
Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman)
Omicron the Decepticon
Omicron the Decepticon
I'd Rather Be Anal Bleaching a Water Buffalo
I’d Rather Be Anal Bleaching a Water Buffalo

Willfully Immature
Willfully Immature
I Refuse to Dress Appropriately
I Refuse to Dress Appropriately
I Tested Positive for Awesomeness
I Tested Positive for Awesomeness

When One Door Closes Another One Opens. Unfortunately, Mine Is a Trap Door.
Winner of the Fart Burp Sneeze Puke Pee Poop at the Same Time Award
Winner of the Fart Burp Sneeze Puke Pee Poop at the Same Time Award
I Have No Common Sense But I Do Have Spidey Sense
I Have No Common Sense But I Do Have Spidey Sense

I Am Fun & Non-Fungible
I Am Fun & Non-Fungible
Irreverent But Not Irrelevant
Irreverent But Not Irrelevant
People! Stop Naming Your Turtles Sheldon or Shelly, It's Too Obvious!
People! Stop Naming Your Turtles Sheldon or Shelly, It’s Too Obvious!

No, I Will Not Take Your F-ing Survey!
No, I Will Not Take Your F-ing Survey!
Elon Musky
Elon Musky
Fun Unbridled Clever Kind Magical Eager
Fun Unbridled Clever Kind Magical Eager

Over Thinker & Over Stinker
Over Thinker & Over Stinker
I’m Taking a New Wonder Drug and Now I’m Wonderful
I’m Taking a New Wonder Drug and Now I’m Wonderful
I Have a Panic Room Where I Live. It's Called My Entire House!
I Have a Panic Room Where I Live. It’s Called My Entire House!

There’s a Farty in My Pants and You’re Invited
There’s a Farty in My Pants and You’re Invited
We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve OR We Accept the Dessert We Think We Love
We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve OR We Accept the Dessert We Think We Love
EAT PRAY POOP
EAT PRAY POOP

Twisted Pair: When I Make Love to My Sexbot and She Short Circuits
Twisted Pair: When I Make Love to My Sexbot and She Short Circuits
You’re Really Going to Go Places! (Rehab, Prison & Then Buried in the Desert)
You’re Really Going to Go Places! (Rehab, Prison & Then Buried in the Desert)

Like what you see? Then buy something for yourself of a loved one! Give the gift that keeps on giving!

Why Buy Jokes on T-Shirts, Coffee Mugs, Facemasks, and Other Merch From FunnyDesigns.com

If you think you already have a funny life, well, my friend, think again. If you haven’t purchased something from FunnyDesigns.com before, you are nowhere close to having a fun life.

When you get a printed t-shirt, coffee mug, or anything else from FunnyDesigns.com, then you’re officially in the “funny life” category.

When you make your second purchase from Funny Designs, then you leave the “funny life” zone and officially enter the LOL territory.

With your third purchase, you enter the almighty, ROFL kingdom.

And last but not least, your fifth purchase officially gets you in the LMAO territory. When you enter this category, you’re pretty much the alpha of daily-life humor — it doesn’t get any better!

But that’s not the only perk of purchasing from FunnyDesigns.com. You see, there are many appealing reasons why you should purchase from us.

Let’s walk you through a few of them.

1. We have the variety

We know humor can be subjective. Even if your spouse finds a specific t-shirt joke really funny, that may not be the case for you — and we don’t blame you. Different people may find different things funny.

But that’s not a problem at Funny Designs — because we have tons, I repeat “tons” of variety.

From jokes on t-shirts to mugs, and panties to undies — we have everything.

It’s not all about the types of products, though. We also have a gigantic collection of funny designs and quotes to be printed on different items.

If you like a specific quote on our website, there are high chances that you will find it on different products like shirts and facemasks. We even have funny t-shirts for your dog — take that!

2. We focus on quality

Your fancy new funny t-shirt is of no use if it fades out on the first wash. Isn’t that horrible? You should be able to rock your purchases for at least an entire season.

Keeping that in mind, we spent a lot of money trying to keep our product quality awesome. Was that a good financial decision for us? No. Do we regret doing it? Yes. Would we do it again? Absolutely yes. Who needs money when we have buyers like you?

With that note, purchase at least a few of our products (please!) — otherwise, you’re going to have 69 years of bad luck.

3. Because, why not?

There’s absolutely no reason to not buy from us.

Did you ever stop breathing? You didn’t.

Did you ever stop eating? You didn’t.

Did you ever stop wearing? You didn’t.

Then why did you give up purchasing from us? For your own sake, it’s as important as breathing.

Some of the funny merch we’re offering includes t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, long sleeve tees, tank tops, swimwear, bikinis, men’s swim trunks, sports bras, shorts, canvas prints, coffee mugs, notebooks, tumblers, men’s undies, tighty-whities, boxer-briefs, underwear, women’s panties, mousepads, tote bags, ball caps, trucker hats, facemasks and phone cases.

The bottom line

Browse through our products, find something you like, and hit the Buy button. We have paid for this website, so make it worthwhile for us (please, again!!).