In Alabama, there was one bovine that tested positive for Mad Cow Disease. Apparently, the cow never entered the food chain so we’re all safe. How now mad brown cow, was a question many asked. And then, when they got over themselves, they continued to ask how the cow contracted the fatal disease in the first place.
According to the FDA (Fatal Disease Association) the cow was being targeted by post-Katrina evacuees for late night cow-tipping sessions. Oh, at first, it was just a prank. Then, night after night, of being tipped over with no recourse against her aggressors, the cow slowly went, mad, mad I tell you, utterly and completely MAD!
So, there you have it. Bovine Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) brought on by some silly adolescent shenanigans that just went too far. Our next story will feature PTSD in snails, and does it really matter?