Our Every Time I Floss My Teeth the Mirror Looks Like a Jackson Pollock Painting funny unisex heavy blend hoodie sweatshirt is one to relax in. The cotton and polyester blends of the hoodie sweatshirts are thick, snuggly and comfortable. The humorous Every Time I Floss My Teeth garments are not only warm but soft was well as they have been pre-massaged by geisha girls. The combination of materials is well-suited for vibrancy in the design. No side seams mean no itching, scratching, peeling, carbuncles, blisters or cold sores. In front of the Every Time I Floss My Teeth funny hoodie, a large kangaroo pocket hangs near the bottom (baby kangaroo not included). The humorous hoodie’s drawstring is the same color as the rest of the heavy blend sweatshirt to provide extra invisibility if you are into this.
Some of the words used to describe our funny Every Time I Floss My Teeth hoodies include oversized, undersized, men, women, white, pull over, comfy, velvety (but not Velveeta), laugh out loud and outrageous (but definitely not Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger or Gucci).
Hoodie sizes include Hobbit, Oompa-Loompa, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, Kung Fu Panda, Juggernaut and the planet Jupiter. This hoodie is made from 50-percent cotton and 50-percent polyester, is a medium-heavy fabric and has a classic fit (so don’t throw a fit). The Every Time I Floss My Teeth the Mirror Looks Like a Jackson Pollock Painting hoodie has a tear-away label and runs true to fit.
So don’t run and stay and buy an Every Time I Floss My Teeth funny hoodie today!
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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