Our funny unisex heavy cotton t-shirt is welcome in any casual wardrobe. This heavy cotton t-shirt will get a laugh from friends and family. This humorous design will spark conversations for years to come. The excellent cotton fibers provide a viable surface for the funny print to shine to its fullest. The under arms of the humorous heavy cotton t-shirt have no side seams which mean comfort while retaining the shape of the garment. The shoulders are taped which makes the funny tee more durable.
T-shirt sizes include Lilliputian, Munchkin, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, Manute Bol, Godzilla and fat-shaming territory. The t-shirt has a tear away label but if Godzilla were to fight the King Kong in it, then it may not last as long as one would like.
The Every Time I Floss My Teeth the Mirror Looks Like a Jackson Pollock Painting shirt is made from 100-percent cotton, runs true to size and is made from a medium thickness fabric. It’s notable that the Floss My Teeth garments have been specially softened by Japanese children ex cow massagers for added comfort.
Some of the words used to describe our funny Floss My Teeth t-shirts include oversized, undersized, men, women, white, graphic, printed, awesome, dandy, handy dandy and Yankee Doodle Dandy (but definitely not Gucci, Polo or Versace).
Buy a Floss My Teeth funny unisex heavy cotton t-shirt today!
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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