Funny sarcastic on t-shirts, coffee mugs, tote bags, facemasks, cellphone cases, canvas prints, hoodies, tank tops, sports bras, swimwear, hats, sweatshirts, long sleeve t-shirts, mousepads, tote bags and general hilarity and ridiculousness may be found here. If you want to give a someone a good joke and get a laugh, then give them these smile-worthy gifts!
I’m a Lawyer I Work Pro Boner
I Bounce, You Pounce
It’s My Handiversary (The Anniversary of My Discovering Masturbation)
I’m Eddie Money’s Younger Brother Owen
Prince of Punnsylvania
Every Time I Floss My Teeth the Mirror Looks Like a Jackson Pollock Painting
Uni Overload: Unicorn with a Unibrow Wearing a Unitard Riding a Unicycle through the Universe – so Unique!
I Excel at: Tomfoolery, Shenanigans, Chicanery, Malarkey and Bombastic Balderdash
Would You Like to Have Dinner, Sex and a Nice Poop Afterwards?
I’ve Got More Issues Than the New York Times
I Write My Mental Notes in Invisible Ink
All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten ChatGPT
Does the Word Tinnitus Ring a Bell?
Do the Things You Fear. How Did Teabagging a T-Rex Get On My List?
If I Said I Had a Boner Would You Hold It Against Me?
I’m Not Overwhelmed or Underwhelmed, I’m Just Whelmed
With My Luck the Next Time I Hear The World Is Your Oyster Will Be at the Pearly Gates
Margaret’s Petting Zoo. Come on Out, It’s Time to Pick the Dingleberries!
ChatGPMrT (I pity the fool who asks me a question!)
It’s Sex O’Clock Somewhere
The Enema of My Enemy Is My Friend
Hey there folks, are you tired of blending in with the crowd and being boring? Well, I’ve got just the thing for you! Check out these sarcastic t-shirts, perfect for making a statement without ever saying a word.
And how about starting your day off right with a sarcastic coffee mug? Let the world know exactly what you’re thinking before you’ve even had your first sip.
Need to carry your sarcasm around with you? Grab one of these sarcastic tote bags, guaranteed to turn heads and make people question their life choices.
But wait, there’s more! Protect yourself and others with a sarcastic facemask, because why not add a little humor to the pandemic?
And don’t forget about your phone! Keep it stylish and sarcastic with one of these cellphone cases.
Need to add some flair to your walls? These sarcastic canvas prints are just what you need.
And when the weather turns chilly, don’t settle for a boring hoodie. Get a sarcastic one that’s sure to keep you warm and make people laugh.
Heading to the gym? Show off your sense of humor with a sarcastic tank top or sports bra.
Even at the beach, you can be sarcastic with our line of swimwear.
And top it all off with a sarcastic hat, sweatshirt, or long sleeve t-shirt.
But wait, I almost forgot the best one of all… a sarcastic mousepad! Because even your computer accessories should be snarky.
So what are you waiting for? Start living your best sarcastic life with these awesome products!
If you’re tired of the same old boring graphic tees, try one of our sarcastic t-shirts. These shirts are perfect for making a statement without ever having to say a word. Whether you’re in a bad mood or just feeling sassy, our sarcastic t-shirts are sure to turn heads and make people laugh.
Sarcastic Coffee Mugs:
Start your day off right with one of our sarcastic coffee mugs. Our mugs are perfect for letting the world know exactly what you’re thinking before you’ve even had your first sip of coffee. Whether you’re at home or at the office, our mugs are sure to put a smile on your face.
Sarcastic Tote Bags:
Tired of carrying around boring tote bags? Check out our line of sarcastic tote bags. These bags are perfect for carrying your groceries, books, or just about anything else. With snarky phrases and clever designs, our tote bags are sure to make a statement wherever you go.
Protect yourself and others with our line of sarcastic facemasks. With phrases like “Warm & Calculating” and “Self-Employed Bullshit Artist,” our facemasks are perfect for adding a little humor to the pandemic. Plus, they’re washable and reusable, so you can keep your sarcasm going all year round.
Sarcastic Cellphone Cases:
Make your phone stand out with one of our sarcastic cellphone cases. Our cases are available for a variety of phone models and feature snarky phrases and clever designs. Plus, they’ll keep your phone protected from scratches and bumps.
Sarcastic Canvas Prints:
Add some humor to your walls with our line of sarcastic canvas prints. From motivational phrases with a twist to witty one-liners, our canvas prints are perfect for any room in the house. Plus, they’re easy to hang and will make your guests do a double-take.
Stay warm and stylish with one of our sarcastic hoodies. Our hoodies feature snarky phrases and clever designs, perfect for adding some personality to your wardrobe. Plus, they’re soft and cozy, so you can stay comfortable all day long.
Sarcastic Tank Tops and Sports Bras:
Show off your sense of humor at the gym with our line of sarcastic tank tops and sports bras. Whether you’re lifting weights or running on the treadmill, our tops are sure to make people laugh. Plus, they’re made with moisture-wicking fabric to keep you cool and dry during your workout.
Make a splash at the beach or pool with our line of sarcastic swimwear. From one-piece swimsuits to bikinis, our swimwear features snarky phrases and clever designs that are sure to turn heads. Plus, they’re made with high-quality materials that will keep you comfortable and confident all day long.
Top off your outfit with one of our sarcastic hats. From baseball caps to beanies, our hats feature snarky phrases and clever designs that are perfect for any occasion. Plus, they’ll keep the sun out of your eyes and your head warm on chilly days.
Sarcastic Sweatshirts and Long Sleeve T-Shirts:
Stay cozy and stylish with one of our sarcastic sweatshirts or long sleeve t-shirts. Our tops feature snarky phrases and clever designs that are perfect for any mood or occasion. Plus, they’re made with high-quality materials that will keep you comfortable all day long.
Even your computer accessories can be sarcastic, so get your snark on with these products.
But, wait there’s more …
So, there was this guy named Jack who loved wearing sarcastic t-shirts. One day, he decided to wear a t-shirt that said “I’m the Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things” to a family gathering. Jack was feeling pretty confident and thought he looked hilarious.
As he was mingling with his relatives, Jack’s aunt approached him and asked, “Jack, why are you wearing a shirt that says you’re the reason we can’t have nice things” Jack, feeling a little embarrassed, tried to explain that it was just a joke, but his aunt wouldn’t let it go.
Throughout the rest of the gathering, Jack’s aunt kept making comments about his t-shirt, and soon the rest of the family caught on. Jack started to regret his choice of attire and wished he had just worn a plain shirt.
But just as he was about to give up and change his shirt, his little cousin came up to him and said, “Hey Jack, I really like your shirt! It’s funny!” Jack felt a sense of relief and started to feel proud of his sarcastic style again.
As the day went on, Jack noticed that more and more people were laughing at his shirt and even asking where they could get one. Jack realized that sometimes it’s okay to be a little bit sarcastic and that it can bring a lot of joy and humor to those around you. From that day on, he wore his sarcastic t-shirts with even more confidence and pride.
And so, Jack learned an important lesson: when it comes to sarcastic merchandise, you just gotta own it! Sure, some people might not get the joke, but that’s their loss. Life’s too short to be serious all the time. Sometimes you just gotta let your sarcastic flag fly and see who laughs along with you. And if all else fails, you can always count on your little cousin to have your back!