Not really, my mind just wanders.
I Love the Limelight.
And the Bud Lite, and the Miller Lite ...
I was once arrested for assault
at a toy company. Battery not included.
Just when I find the key to success,
someone goes and changes all the locks.
I like doing my own thing,
except when I can get a date.
I'm A Self-Righteous Jerk.
You got a problem with that?!
I used to be a man of vision,
before the medication cleared it up.
I Own Screwdriver.
Will Fix Cat For Food.
(I'm full of crap.)
I've Got Lots Of Irons In The Fire.
I've given up golf again.
I Am Non-Involved.
But don't quote me on that.
I'm My Own Boss.
Yet, oddly, I can't stand that jerk.
Can't we all just get a bong?
I've grown tolerant to pepper spray.
I've Got Abnormal fear of Alex Trebek.
I'm A WHIZ KID.
Wanna see me whiz?
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If you are looking for visual jokes, why not
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since sometime the truth is funnier than fiction.
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