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Funny Poems

Funny poems on t-shirts are featured so that you can give the gift of rhyme to tee readers everywhere you go. The funny poems are of the highest quality from the pens of Shakespeare (Sam) or Browning (Chad). So, enjoy the funny poems and give a few as gifts today!

 
 
 

fpo1 - Love in Bloom

My Love Is Like A Red, Red Rose
A Melody in Tune,
I Drop My Pants on Lover's Lane
So You Can See Full Moon

 

fpo3 - Lust Limerick

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Suck it!

 

fpo5 - Metaphor

The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
Over harbor and city
Pees upon your pillow
Before it does its shitty.

 

fpo7

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except the titmouse in my blouse.
The creature escaped to the chimney from a chair,
While St. Nick got a good look at my breasts laid bare.

 

fpo2 - Love Poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Schizophrenic
Ha ha ha ha ha!

 

fpo4 - Woods

Two roads diverged in a wood, and
I took the one less traveled by,
And now where the hell am I?

 

fpo6 - Haiki You!

nipples red
like flowing wine
sip sip lick lick

 

fso8 - New Year

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
Just go and drink yerself blind.

 

 

 

 
 

 

Check out what the critics are saying about our funny poems on t-shirts:

I love these funny poems on tees because I actually did know a girl from Nantucket and what a beauty she was. I'm a beast myself, but I sure can appreciate the fine art of poetry and pottery. So, I give these funny poems two thumbs way up and out of the ground.

- Gene Siskel

 

 

 

 
 
     

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