Funny Panties Funny panties make a great gift for yourself or for someone else. Our featured funny panties provide fabulous frivolity and fine freaking fun. So, buy some funny panties today and spread the mirth. Slogans and graphics on the funny panties are on one side only and are labeled (front) or (back) so that you'll know which side is up. The funny panties on this page are white, cotton and made by American Apparel, so you know they are top quality. There are no returns on the panties, since we can't resell them, so know this when ordering.

Note: Because of the intimate nature of panties, they are non-returnable, so make sure when you order that this is what you want.

Hear what the critics are saying about our funny panties:

These funny panties are terrific. I can't wait to try a few on myself including the vajayjay one. I mean, when I first read about these funny panties, I laughed, I snorted and I dang near coughed up a lung.

- Margaret Thatcher

These funny panties are the bomb. I mean, they are so, like, out there. I mean, these funny panties make me want to do things. Bad things. To myself and others. I'm buying enough funny panties so I will have a pair for every day of the year!

- Marie Curie

These funny panties are great for women, girls and females of all shapes, sizes and ages. I can't get over how humorous these funny panties are! I'm a woman and I'm buying a couple dozen including that lovely vajayjay panty. My youngest girl is in college and she's getting a dozen, too! I'm giving funny panties to all my female friends. They rock!

- Wanda Wedgie

Blimey! These funny panties make me want to crack a beer over me head. I mean these funny panties are so humorous, witty and downright outrageous. The first time I took a glance at these funny panties, I laughed, I farted and generally soiled myself. I'm going to wear several this weekend.

- J. Edgar Hoover